The BBC reports today that the L.A. Zoo is paying a fung shui expert $4,500 to create a comfortable space for three monkeys on loan from China.
My question: Do you think a monkey really knows he’s from China and, therefore, opts for Asian interior design over, say, contemporary modern or country chic? I personally think he’d rather have $4,500 worth of bananas. What’s next? “Trading Cages?”
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