It’s time, once again, to translate the top five singles on The Billboard Hot 100 chart. Again, I don’t intend to make a moral judgment about the lyrics. My interest stems from a desire to productively channel sarcasm and literary criticize.
We R Who We R – Ke$ha conflictingly describes herself as a hot and dangerous wearer of hot pants, eye glitter, ripped stockings and a necklace that bears a Christian symbol. She says being serious gives her a headache.
Only Girl (In the World) – Rihanna, perhaps out of jealousy or a desire to annihilate all other females on the planet, sings that she wants her boyfriend to make her feel like she’s the only girl in the world.